Now that gary neville has retired manchester united are looking for a new right back and our chief news reporter brian swanson has the latest:
Brian: the rumours are is that alex ferguson is discussing the possibility of signing billy west and alex hoggett for a combined total of £3 although…
New events unfold in the local area of cranham, as bass player, Jamie simpson from ‘The Felonie’ has discoverd he has several siblings in the close locality, this has come to shoking news after finding out his father was a sperm doner before he was born. DNA tests have confimed that Mr Simpsons has at least 86 siblings in the local area and many more around the country, our thoughts are with Jamies family at this present time…
After the high key transfers of Andy Carrol and Fernando Torres, there seems to be a similar trend following in the indie bands of essex. Rumour has it that Alexander Hoggit has expressed great interest in joining The Fiftyfours, and with Matthew Broadbents potential Loan move to ‘The False Heads’ looking more and more likely this certainly opens the door for young Hoggit, The transfer window may have shut for the Premier League but the rumours are well and truely flowing in underground indie.
Matthew Broadbent has just been awarded the title for the worlds most generic 17 year old guy, he earlier released a quote ’ Yeah, i’m really happy with the award, i mean i’m glad my love for Tinie Tempah, Rhianna and The Saturdays has been recognised!’ We later asked him how he planned to celebrate the much respected award ’ I don’t know man, I reckon i’ll just head on round to my new pal Justin Beibers house and listen to some usher’ We congratulate Mr Broadbent on his award, and give him best wishes for the future…
